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pudding timed adj. A drinker so far gone that dinner has become a historical period rather than a meal. pudding-basinned adj. Emboldened by drink to wear the cloakroom's largest container as though it were suitable evening dress.
pudding-bowled adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home follows one clean, rounded line and no discussion. pudding-brained adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of an intellect with the consistency of boiled dessert. Sofiarose grew pudding-brained and attempted to settle the dispute by offering everyone a spoon. pudding-sleeved adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired ecclesiastical expansiveness about the arms. pudding-snammered adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every cookshop as an opportunity for unauthorised redistribution. Berfin went pudding-snammered and inspected the takeaway counter with professional suspicion. pudding-stoned adj. Softened by drink into a person whose thoughts have become rounded, numerous, and imperfectly cemented together. puddinged (/ˈpʊd.ɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a steamed, yielding passenger who accepts whichever taxi arrives first. Alexyanna was puddinged by the time the coats appeared and offered no preference about home. puddingstoned (/ˈpʊdɪŋˌstəʊnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose scattered remarks acquire an oddly durable aggregate form. Sheonta became puddingstoned and turned minor observations into geological specimens. puddingwife wrassed adj. Loosened by drink into a brilliantly coloured coastal personality of uncertain domestic usefulness. Keyshonda grew puddingwife wrassed and conducted the bar conversation in vivid lateral movements. puddle balled adj. Slowed by drink to the viscous, formless stage preceding any useful act of movement. puddle barred adj. Drunk and exhibiting the firmness of an iron bar produced after considerable reheating and labour. puddle hoppered adj. Drunk to the point where each short movement is treated as a separate airborne connection. Maryem went puddle hoppered, making three brief journeys between the bar and the same chair. puddle jumped adj. Drunk enough to regard a brief and uncomfortable journey as an aviation achievement. Tyreona became puddle jumped and described the walk to the taxi rank as a regional flight. puddle jumpered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary locomotion, requiring several small connections to reach the exit. Edwidge was puddle jumpered, stopping at every doorway as though changing aircraft.
puddle pirated adj. Drunk in a way that confers unofficial command over very small bodies of water.
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