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puddle-jumped adj. Drunk, with the result that every short excursion acquires the status of a minor expedition. Tijera was puddle-jumped, having made the distance to the toilets into a narrated voyage. puddle-jumpered adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for a direct route, but still prepared to attempt several short ones. Pavlina went puddle-jumpered and treated the corridor's furniture as intermediate airports. puddled (/ˈpʌdəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a minor inconvenience as a navigable body of water. puddled barred adj. Of a drinker who has been consolidated from rough material into one heavy, imperfectly finished length. Tralena puddled barred beside the radiator, consolidated into one heavy and imperfectly finished length. puddlefuled adj. Drunk to a degree that the person contains precisely as much resolve as a small depression can hold. Anxo sat puddlefuled in the corner, full to capacity with unspent confidence. puddlered adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every hard assertion into something workable and misshapen. Izara grew puddlered and softened the committee's firm decision into a warm metallic compromise. puddlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly gathering the evening into small, temporary concentrations. Chistian became puddlinged, forming little pools of conversation around each available chair. puddocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has enclosed himself in a small territory and appointed himself its keeper. puddytated adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every cat, coat and cushion in nursery pronunciation. pudeenaed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's mint remedy, which has not yet produced results. pudencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently modest only in the most theoretical sense. pudendal clefted adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided neatly between two incompatible accounts of the evening. Tyrion was pudendal clefted, maintaining two explanations for his absence from the table. pudended adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to speaking of private matters with anatomical directness. Raymone became pudended and treated the bar's conversation as an unsuitable medical lecture. pudendum muliebred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a delicate reference from an unnecessarily dated anatomical pronouncement. Tamieka was pudendum muliebred by last orders, explaining the coat hook in regrettable Latin. pudendum viriled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning's trousers as an optional arrangement. Eadaoin woke pudendum viriled, negotiating with her waistband before breakfast. pudendumed (/pjʊˈdɛndəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and displaying an unfortunate tendency to make private anatomy the subject of public discourse. Sampson remained pudendumed, turning the farewell speech towards matters better left unexamined.