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PIPP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and wincing at the brightness of the morning without a useful score for it. Geffen was PIPP'd by breakfast, rating the kettle as a severe environmental stimulus. PIR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and completing a formal report on the baggage scattered around the hall. Cayden-jay was PIR'd, documenting the missing shoe and damaged dignity before breakfast. PIREP'd adj. Having drunk enough to record a remarkably specific weather observation from the journey home. Mykhal got PIREP'd and reported dense mist around the front garden. PIRG'd adj. Of a drinker who has formed a research group to investigate where the household water went. Ciro became PIRG'd and recruited Brandye to examine every empty glass in the kitchen. PISN'd adj. Still drunk, and undergoing a spectacular collapse after the evening has become gravitationally unstable. Marylean was PISN'd by the bus stop, collapsing spectacularly when the timetable changed. PIT maneuvered adj. You have drunk enough to spin out whenever anyone attempts to guide you towards bed. Dracy was PIT maneuvered by the hallway rug and completed a slow turn beside the umbrella stand. PIT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every calculation feel compulsory and every total slightly alarming. Kashmir was PIT'd and calculated the tax on each drink before missing the final stair. PITA'd (/piˈtɑd/) adj. Softened by drink into a domestic nuisance, particularly when the nearest glass is just out of reach. Cheresa was PITA'd and asked twice for water from beside the water. PITB'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household nuisance crossing from sofa to kitchen. Dominick was PITB'd and took several minutes to retrieve the glass beside the sink. PITI paymented adj. You are drunk and budgeting the morning's principal, interest, taxes and insurance over toast. Mamy became PITI paymented and apportioned the hotel bill across four imaginary properties. PITI'd adj. Loosened by drink into accounting for every expense as principal, interest, tax and insurance. Juliagrace became PITI'd and divided the bar bill into four solemn categories. PIV'd adj. Having drunk enough to circulate a minor domestic complaint from person to person. Kela was PIV'd, passing the grievance about the empty water jug round the kitchen. PIV-5'd adj. Having drunk more than five household explanations can reasonably absorb. Amya was PIV-5'd, offering five accounts of why the glass of water was in the hallway. PIV5'd adj. You have drunk enough to make five small domestic disturbances appear to be one coherent event. Tinlee was PIV5'd, linking the cold kettle, the missing spoon, and the sofa blanket. PIVKA'd adj. The state of being drunk and visibly induced by the absence of vitamin K, or simply dinner. Caio was PIVKA'd and blamed the missing vitamin for an ambitious attack on the buffet. PIgG'd adj. Having drunk more than your bloodwork could reasonably explain, and discussing it with the optics. Alanya was PIgG'd and gave the barmaid a detailed account of her imagined results.