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palaeocurrented adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of water whose direction must be reconstructed from old deposits. Clemma went palaeocurrented and crossed the room at a rate visible only over time. palaeodemographied adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's inhabitants are counted by ancient patterns rather than present whereabouts. Suong became palaeodemographied and conducted a census of everyone capable of standing.
palaeodepthed adj. Drunk on the strength of an old ocean depth, descending the stairs with geological confidence and little speed. Ernal went palaeodepthed and measured the staircase as though it were a prehistoric seabed. palaeodicotsed adj. Softened by drink into an early branching form, unable to decide whether to join the round or split off. Keather went palaeodicotsed and joined two separate queues for the same taxi. palaeodieted adj. Emboldened by drink to revive an ancestral menu on the journey home. Maudeen got palaeodieted and ordered raw vegetables after the final round. palaeodistributioned adj. Drunk and distributing the remaining guests across taxis according to prehistoric settlement patterns. Akiera got palaeodistributioned and assigned each coat to a different taxi. palaeodiversitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every person in the pub represents a separate prehistoric lifeform. Rheannon went palaeodiversitied and assigned the regulars distinct extinct lineages. palaeodolined adj. Drunk enough to mistake the hollow beneath the coat pile for a permanent geological feature. Jonaid went palaeodolined and searched the coat heap for a fossilised taxi ticket. palaeodonted adj. Drunk beyond the social usefulness of teeth, advancing on the kebab shop with extinct determination. Meichele got palaeodonted and charged the kebab shop with a vanished animal’s confidence. palaeodosed adj. Drunk, with the result that the cumulative dose of the evening is preserved in every pocket. Amariae went palaeodosed and retained receipts from every round in one pocket. palaeodrainaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and emptying through every available route towards the nearest chair. Naliah went palaeodrainaged and found a channel from the bar directly to the ladies' room. palaeoduned adj. Still drunk, and visible only as a settled ridge beneath the coat on the back seat. Kensi was palaeoduned in the taxi, an ancient mound beneath an unfortunately modern coat. palaeoearthquaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to make the pavement remember the departure. Jaimey was palaeoearthquaked by the third round and disturbed the taxi queue. palaeoecologied adj. Emboldened by drink to infer an entire food chain from one discarded sandwich. Myrtte got palaeoecologied and assigned trophic levels to the contents of the bin. palaeoecologisted adj. Loosened by drink into reconstructing vanished habitats from the evidence beneath the carpet. Jerimie became palaeoecologisted and identified the sofa cushions as a lost ecosystem.
palaeoeconomicsed adj. Slowed by drink to explaining prehistoric resource management while unable to manage a packet of crisps. Carya grew palaeoeconomicsed and delivered a lecture on flint allocation beside the vending machine.
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