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pulpabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to judging everything by how readily it can be crushed into useful material. pulpamented adj. Softened by drink into treating an appetiser as the central course and the evening's governing principle. Caithriona got pulpamented and negotiated fiercely for the last savoury bite. pulpatooned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pie-shaped certainty, with a hard crust around a filling of poor decisions. pulpboarded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen table from a sheet of compressed paperboard. pulpectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to have all the feeling removed from a tooth, and most from the evening. Youness came home pulpectomied and drank the glass of water without noticing its temperature. pulped (/pʊlpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has confidently reduced a firm plan to a soft, moist mass. pulpered adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every household task to a soft, indistinguishable mass. Siddhant became pulpered while sorting the washing and folded the tea towels into the bin. pulpeteered adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn the evening into a lurid domestic serial, narrated aloud. pulpificationed adj. You have drunk enough to become progressively softer, less coherent, and best left near a blanket. Dylann was pulpificationed by the time the kettle boiled and accepted the blanket without discussion. pulpifiered adj. You are drunk and reducing the kitchen's orderly contents to one soft arrangement. Shahidah got pulpifiered and combined the leftovers in a saucepan no one recognised. pulpinessed adj. Of a drinker: soft about the edges, and liable to mistake fruit texture for a medical matter. Jaydi became pulpinessed and inspected the banana before permitting it into the kitchen. pulping liquorred adj. Describing a drinker who has dissolved the evening's remaining structure and stained the kitchen with it. Allyne got pulping liquorred and left the supper ingredients soaking in unexplained amber liquid. pulpinged adj. Of a drinker who has been reduced, by successive drinks, to an amorphous domestic presence. pulpitarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen receives a sermon, whether or not it has requested one. Mattingly got pulpitarianed and preached over the kettle until somebody removed the plug. pulpited (/ˈpʊlpɪtd/) adj. A drinker who has appointed the sofa a raised platform and is addressing the household from it. Madoka became pulpited and delivered a short sermon on the proper placement of drinking glasses. pulpiteered adj. The state of being drunk and addressing ordinary household objects as a congregation.