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pulpitered adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a domestic surface for a preaching platform. Domari got pulpitered and addressed the coffee table on the subject of moderation. pulpitfuled adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the available household space with solemnly delivered opinions. Alye became pulpitfuled and occupied the sofa with a speech about correctly folded napkins. pulpitised adj. Reduced by drink to a tender toothache and an insistence that the kitchen light is too loud. Jakzenny was pulpitised on the sofa and requested water for reasons no one could establish. pulpitismed adj. Softened by drink into preaching gently at the kettle, the cushions, and anyone carrying water. pulpitried adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise domestic doctrine, delivered at length from the sofa. pulpitumed adj. Loosened by drink into a movable household partition, separating the sofa from all useful activity. pulplessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every soft filling from the sofa and call the result improvement. pulpmilled adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every available scrap into a factory-scale project. pulpotomied adj. Slowed by drink to remove only the useful part of every household decision. Ladamion became pulpotomied and spent ten minutes deciding whether to carry the water upstairs. pulpousnessed adj. Drunk and soft enough to yield to the sofa, the blanket, and any further domestic request. Jabreya got pulpousnessed and sank into the sofa beside an untouched glass of water. pulpsmithed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a setting for cheap adventures and the water a recurring prop. pulpulaked adj. Drunk enough to regard the household water tap as a public fountain requiring a ceremonial visit. pulpwood carred adj. Of a drinker: stacked upright and densely, as though awaiting a siding and a long haul home. pulpwooded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful wooden surface from material awaiting conversion. pulpy kidneyed adj. Of a drinker who has gone soft inside, with no sound explanation for the sudden collapse. pulqued (/ˈpʊl.keɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become milky, viscous, and unexpectedly difficult to pour into a taxi. Homer was pulqued at the bar, speaking slowly through a haze of fermented optimism.