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pumpinged (/ˈpʌmpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends each further round through the system with visible effort. pumpion pied adj. Drunk beyond the dessert course, with archaic sweetness and an expectation of seasonal ceremony. pumpioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and beginning to resemble a pumpkin in both shape and travel plans. pumpjacked adj. Reduced by drink to a reciprocating mechanism, rising and falling with grim regularity and accomplishing little else. Duna spent the evening pumpjacked, nodding at each proposal with the solemnity of a beam in motion. pumpjeted adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves the evening by a forceful stream, changing direction only slightly. Meet became pumpjeted and propelled himself from the bar towards the night bus. pumpkin bombed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a single, spectacular contribution, after which the room requires reconstruction. pumpkin breaded adj. Slowed by drink to a moist, yielding deliberation, rising eventually but never with much urgency. pumpkin chunkinged adj. Drunk and hurling the evening's remaining judgement as far as mechanical assistance and poor supervision permit. pumpkin pantsed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining the elaborate vertical arrangement of the lower garments. Bendeguz was pumpkin pantsed, having abandoned the elaborate vertical arrangement of the lower garments. pumpkin pie spiced adj. Drunk, with the result that cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves are detected in every room and conversation. pumpkin pied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person sweetly composed on top and structurally unreliable underneath. Shanina was pumpkin pied, offering everyone a slice of advice before losing the plate. pumpkin porridged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming warm, yielding and entirely unsuited to rapid decisions. pumpkin seeded adj. Drunk on the strength of small, edible reserves, each one apparently sufficient to justify another round. pumpkin spice latted adj. Drunk by closing time, and still requesting a sweet, foamed conclusion to matters plainly finished. Latitia was pumpkin spice latted and ordered a final ceremonial coffee from an already shuttered counter. pumpkin spiced adj. Drunk by the third round, and seasoned with confidence, warmth and several ingredients not present. pumpkin spidered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a seasonal web from an invitation, or a harmless arachnid from an associate. Tivis was pumpkin spidered and introduced the porch web to everyone individually.