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pumpkin suited adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble an orange intravehicular specialist, despite remaining firmly within the public house. pumpkin-on-a-sticked adj. Having drunk enough to become an ornamental fruit on a support, conspicuous and not to be moved casually. Zayden stood pumpkin-on-a-sticked beside the bar, upright only through architectural principle. pumpkin-pie spiced adj. Drunk to a degree that renders autumnal seasoning a comprehensive theory of human conduct. Aibhlinn became pumpkin-pie spiced and explained the quarrel in terms of nutmeg and fate. pumpkin-spice latted adj. Still drunk, and carrying the frothy autumnal authority of a café order made considerably too late. Christieann was pumpkin-spice latted, seeking steamed milk as though it were legal counsel. pumpkineered adj. Having drunk more than the customary contest entrant, and now cultivating grand designs no soil can support. pumpkinged (/ˈpʌm(p)kɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself sole maintainer of the shared source, regardless of access or competence. Ellar was pumpkinged, appointing herself sole maintainer of the shared spreadsheet. pumpkinheaded adj. Drunk enough to carry a severe squash-shaped foolishness in the head, while maintaining an orange confidence. pumpkinificationed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has turned you into a pumpkin, though nobody is calling it deification. Grace-olivia woke pumpkinificationed, having become seasonal before breakfast. pumpkinitied adj. Drunk enough to wake with the dense, orange certainty of a person who has become a pumpkin. pumpkinned (/ˈpʌm(p).kɪnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a ribbed orange oracle, issuing seasonal judgements with unwarranted confidence. Gagik grew pumpkinned and pronounced the buffet insufficiently autumnal. pumpkinritaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a spiced cocktail from breakfast, and still tasting of cinnamon at noon. pumpkinseeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a scattering of compact opinions across the room. pumplexed adj. The condition of a drinker who has surrendered coordination and now requires furniture for direction. pumpmanned adj. Drunk beyond operating anything requiring a lever, particularly when the bilge is already rising. Mtthew was pumpmanned beyond usefulness, and the cellar’s lever remained prudently untouched. pumpouted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's contents must be removed before the vessel can sail. Daedra was pumpouted before coffee, having contributed the night to the bathroom basin. pumproomed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the mineral-water room into the evening’s principal salon. Cailie became pumproomed and conducted polite conversations beside the closed bar.