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puncepted adj. Drunk since last orders, and inventing concepts whose names depend on jokes nobody has heard. Harley-thomas got puncepted and founded a theory around an accidental pun. punch blocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and connecting every thought to the next with the precision of a wiring panel. punch bowl waterfalled adj. Still drunk, and pouring outwards from a narrow line of thought into a broad, unplanned collapse. Raphiel was punch bowl waterfalled, beginning with one question and ending beneath the table. punch bowled adj. Having drunk enough to treat the largest serving bowl as an appropriate personal measure. punch buggied adj. Too drunk to resist striking companions whenever a small car enters the field of vision. punch carded adj. Sufficiently drunk to sort the evening by holes, absences, and whichever facts remain available. punch clocked adj. Having drunk more than timekeeping can reasonably accommodate, and still reporting for duty by instinct. Yinuo was punch clocked and tried to stamp in at the restaurant door. punch daggered adj. Emboldened by drink to grip the banister between the fingers and treat the stairs as an opponent. Quamir became punch daggered and descended with the handrail firmly between his knuckles. punch dialogued (/ˌpʌn(t)ʃ ˈdaɪəlɒɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to deliver heroic retorts to people who have said nothing particularly challenging. punch drunk syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that every lapse of judgement is entered as evidence of a distinguished neurological condition. Gurleen was punch drunk syndromed and diagnosed his missing shoe as a clinical development. punch fronted adj. Of a drinker: launching forward with both feet, then discovering that momentum has its own plans. Barksdale went punch fronted off the rug and landed beside the armchair. punch holed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point where every pause signals an immediate change of scene. Khiara became punch holed and announced that the evening required a fresh venue. punch housed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the tavern for both residence and governing institution. punch lined (/ˈpʌntʃˌlaɪnd/) adj. A drinker who saves the final, least suitable remark for every conversation. Almae went punch lined and supplied a conclusion after everyone had already left. punch listed adj. The state of being drunk and cataloguing repairs to objects that were sound until examined. Romonia became punch listed and found corrective work in every room of the house. punch outed adj. Drunk and formally retired from the evening, though the glass of water remains pending. Deseri punch outed on the sofa before the kettle had finished boiling.