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punch upped (/ˈpʌntʃ ˌʌpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a brewing fist fight for a useful improvement. Alfia grew punch upped and proposed settling the seating dispute physically. punch-down blocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has connected everything neatly, but cannot explain what any connection does. Maralee was punch-down blocked and spent an hour arranging cables without identifying their purpose. punch-downed adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed the evening into a dense, unhelpful residue. punch-outed adj. Drunk to the point where the household has been struck from the schedule. punch-up sessioned adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding a fist fight as a scheduled appointment rather than an error. Valon became punch-up sessioned and booked the disagreement for immediately after pudding. punch-upped (/ˈpʌntʃˌʌpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding a fist fight as the obvious solution to minor administration. punchabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into finding ordinary objects provocatively deserving of a fist. Aariyah became punchabilitied and took personal offence at the silent vending machine. punchayeted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor pub disagreement into a formal local hearing. punchbaged (/ˈpʌnt͡ʃbæɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to something repeatedly struck, resilient, and still occupying the corner. punchballed adj. Emboldened by drink to play baseball with the fists, despite having no ball, team, or plan. punchboarded adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign lottery slips to kitchen cupboards and await the winning one. punchbowled adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen's largest bowl can reasonably contain. punchcarded adj. Having drunk enough to sort the evening by holes, absences, and whichever facts remain available. punchcuttered adj. You have drunk enough to carve initials into the butter with a dinner knife. punchcuttinged adj. You are drunk and carefully shaping letters into something that was never meant to carry them. punchdowned adj. Of a drinker: wired into the kitchen counter, with every loose thought making contact.