punchnamaed
punctioned

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punchnamaed adj. Still drunk, and compiling sworn testimony about events nobody else considers legally significant. Emmi-lou punchnamaed the missing olives, taking sworn testimony from everyone near the bar. punchnepped adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of mashed potatoes and turnips, with the sofa as plate.
punchouted adj. Drunk enough to strike out every proposed task, including fetching water. punchupped adj. Softened by drink into believing that a fist fight would improve the evening's arrangements. Desaree went punchupped and offered combat as an answer to the missing umbrellas. punchworked adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary craft, producing deliberate patterns in crumbs and cushions. punctal plugged adj. Drunk in a way that stops every outlet of moisture, leaving the eyes and glass equally unproductive. punctated adj. Describing a drinker who keeps finding small holes in the pub's otherwise settled arrangements. punctationed adj. A drinker who treats each fresh round as a preliminary agreement, subject to later negotiation. Providence was punctationed and agreed terms with the landlord over a final half-pint. punctatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every written notice acquires an unnecessary scattering of dots. puncted adj. Drunk beyond a single point of certainty: the sofa, the glass, and no further. Scottlynn was puncted beside the sofa, with the water glass precisely within reach. punctided adj. The state of being drunk and retreating slowly into a shell whenever conversation approaches. Baiya became punctided beneath the settle, emerging only when crisps were offered. punctiliared (/ˌpʌŋkˈtɪlɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who performs every action as one abrupt, self-contained event. Ellie-maii went punctiliared and finished each dart throw before considering the next. punctilioed (/pʌŋkˈtɪliˌoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who insists on the exact ceremonial order of rounds, glasses and farewells. Ulyssa grew punctilioed and corrected the order in which the round had been bought. punctiliositied adj. Reduced by drink to observing every pub formality while forgetting what any of it was for. punctiliousnessed adj. Softened by drink into counting every coaster, receipt and abandoned crisp with tender precision.
punctioned adj. Sharpened by drink into pricking every quiet moment with a pointed observation.