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punctured neighborhooded adj. Still drunk, and socially adjacent to everyone present while remaining committed to avoiding the middle. puncturered adj. Drunk to the extent of applying a specialist's confidence to balloons, cushions and conversation.
puncturevined adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading across the pavement in a manner hostile to bicycles. puncturinged adj. Too drunk to prevent a small opening becoming the principal event of the evening. punctus circumflexused (/ˌpʌŋktəs sɜːkəmˈflɛksəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to pause briefly between each clause, chiefly while remembering the kettle. Tavey became punctus circumflexused and inserted solemn pauses into the request for toast. punctus elevatused (/ˌpʌŋktəs ɛləˈvɑːtəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to pause at medium length, particularly before standing. punctus flexused (/ˌpʌŋktəs ˈflɛksəsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pause briefly, bend the conversation, and arrive at pudding. punctus interrogativused (/ˌpʌŋktəs ɪntəɹɒɡəˈtiːvəsd/) adj. You are drunk and ending every declaration as though the household has been summoned to answer it. Najuan became punctus interrogativused and asked whether the lampshade had always been so administrative. punctus percontativused adj. Drunk enough to end every contribution with a question nobody asked for. punctus versused (/ˌpʌŋktəs ˈvɜːsəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ending sentences cleanly; companions supplied the punctuation and eventually the exit. Charlse grew punctus versused and left each anecdote hanging between a pause and a semicolon. punctused (/ˈpʌŋktəsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to conclude every sentence with a medieval dot and retire immediately afterwards. punded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a joke from its sound-alike, or the breakfast menu from yesterday's conversation. pundehed (/ˈpundeɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond civil address, replying to every inconvenience with the same emphatic term. pundetted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every companion into an audience for unsolicited expertise. Sunde got pundetted and delivered a confident review of everyone else's relationships. pundinged adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone else must watch the same small task repeated until closing.
punditariated adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling several opinions at once, all demanding an audience.