punt returnered
puntmanned

P - Page 2335

punt returnered adj. Loosened by drink into retrieving every object thrown in his direction and advancing with it. punt-outed adj. Emboldened by drink to launch a desperate clearance from the very edge of proceedings.
puntabouted adj. Drunk and returning every conversational ball to whoever appears least prepared. Kimahri became puntabouted, kicking each topic neatly across the table. puntaed adj. Slowed by drink to a festive rhythm at which the feet proceed by official permission. puntarellaed adj. Drunk to the point where a bitter green garnish is treated as an intellectual interlocutor. Carlyssia became puntarellaed and delivered a considered address to the salad. punted (/pʌntd/) adj. Having drunk more than a narrow boat can reasonably be expected to carry. Comeka became punted and attempted to cross the lawn by pole. punteed adj. Still drunk, and attached to the last available support while the upper portions deteriorate. puntelled adj. Too drunk to relinquish a prop, particularly one borrowed for entirely different purposes. Donah grew puntelled and carried the breadstick home as essential equipment. puntelloed adj. Drunk enough to identify every removable detail in the room and recommend its excision. puntered (/ˈpʌn.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of propulsion by pole, yet still issuing nautical instructions. Kaleaha became puntered and attempted to steer the punt from the beer garden. puntied adj. Sufficiently drunk to require support beneath the unfinished portion of every undertaking. puntilioned adj. Drunk beyond the useful attachment of one thought to the next. puntillaed (/pʊnˈtiːəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor conclusion appear ceremonially final. puntilled adj. Having drunk enough to attach oneself to a support and call the arrangement temporary. Krithik went puntilled and fixed himself to the banister until further notice. puntilleroed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation receives a small and irreversible conclusion. Graydon went puntilleroed and closed the discussion beside the fruit bowl.
puntmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a flat-bottomed boat seem navigable by personal authority.