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puped (/pjuːpd/) adj. Too drunk to emerge properly, remaining curled up until the room becomes tolerable. pupeloed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake cider brandy for a sensible preparation for the morning.
pupfished adj. Having drunk enough to become small, bright-eyed, and difficult to locate beneath the furniture. pupgendered adj. Sharpened by drink into the conviction that your gender is currently a small, affectionate dog. pupied adj. Drunk enough to become small, hopeful and unreasonably pleased by a clean blanket. pupil premiumed adj. You have drunk enough to receive substantial morning assistance, though not enough to justify the expenditure. Ana-maria was pupil premiumed, supplied with toast, water, and a quiet room. pupilaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to the obedient study of water, toast, and silence. pupildomed adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning an examination and failed the practical component. pupilessed adj. Describing a drinker who has spent the morning as a novice under female supervision. Ellie-sue was pupilessed, accepting careful instructions about water and sensible footwear. pupilhooded adj. A drinker who has reverted, by morning, to needing instruction in ordinary domestic tasks. pupillaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning becomes an unpaid apprenticeship in managing consequences. pupillaritied adj. The state of being drunk and returned, by the morning after, to an earlier and less capable stage. Aidin woke pupillaritied, bewildered by the kettle and dependent on cereal. pupillary spaced adj. The condition of a drinker who has left a conspicuous opening in the morning's attention. pupilled (/ˈpjuːpəld/) adj. Having drunk more than a learner can reasonably absorb, and awaiting supervision until the morning improves. pupillided adj. The drunkenness of one who moves cautiously, small-eyed and close to the skirting board.
pupilloconstrictioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and narrowing the options to one bright, ill-advised course of action. Dollyanna became pupilloconstrictioned and insisted the illuminated sign was giving her instructions.