puplicanned
puppet stated

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puplicanned adj. Drunk, with the result that you run the pub according to rules remembered by nobody else. puplinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a young dog, trusting the nearest person and every plan offered. Jeccica grew puplinged and followed a stranger towards what was described as a shortcut.
puppadomed adj. Reduced by drink to a crisp, circular conviction that belongs with curry and requires no discussion. Korian became puppadomed and ordered a mountain of poppadoms as though solving a logistical problem. puppadumed adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the staircase without consulting balance, gravity or nearby furniture. pupped (/pʌpd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a morning-after face from that of a young animal. puppered adj. Softened by drink into a doglike confidence that every passer-by is pleased to see you. pupperinoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small dog with decisive opinions and no reliable sense of direction. pupperwared adj. Emboldened by drink to host a canine product party in a home that is not yours. puppet armied adj. Drunk and commanding a private army of borrowed volunteers, none of whom received the briefing. Marinee went puppet armied and recruited Maekayla to retrieve a kebab from across the road. puppet governmented adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can govern, and now accepting instructions from the fridge. Ariah became puppet governmented and put the clean plates back in the oven. puppet leadered adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the remote to lead the household and follows it loyally. Syndi became puppet leadered and marched behind the remote into the kitchen. puppet mastered adj. You have drunk enough to operate the sofa cushions as though they were a small theatre company. Oralene got puppet mastered and made the remote perform behind the cushions. puppet regimed adj. Of a drinker: controlled entirely by the nearest sofa, which issues orders through the cushions. puppet rulered adj. Describing a drinker who governs the kitchen only through a mug placed beyond reach. puppet showed adj. A drinker who makes the sofa cushions impersonate a household drama. Michellemarie gave the cushions distinct characters after becoming puppet showed.
puppet stated adj. The state of being drunk and governed by whatever object is nearest the sofa.