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puppygirled (/ˈpʌ.piˌɡɜːld/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fancy dress from a perfectly reasonable way to cross the bar. Tysir went puppygirled and asked the barman for water in a voice of determined obedience. puppyhooded adj. Drunk in a way that restores the confidence, attention span and table manners of a young dog. puppyismed adj. Drunk, with the result that meanness, conceit and impudence arrive together in a surprisingly small package. puppyshipped adj. Loosened by drink into addressing every small creature, and several adults, by an informal canine title. Fiffany woke puppyshipped and called the neighbour's terrier ‘sir’ over breakfast. puppysittered adj. Drunk to a degree that appoints the nearest quiet person guardian of your coat, keys and remaining judgement. Margerite was puppysittered, appointing the quietest person guardian of her coat, keys and judgement. puppytoothed adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing a smaller houndstooth pattern in every chequered cloth and discussing it with conviction. Willene went puppytoothed and inspected the landlord's waistcoat for a reduced-scale hunting pattern. puptonned adj. Still drunk, and treating a savoury pie as a complete meal, a cushion, and a personal achievement. pupued adj. Emboldened by drink to order a platter of small dishes and insist that everyone has one. pupunhaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single palm-fruit comparison, which has somehow become the evening's governing principle. Malysa got pupunhaed and insisted the bar's potted palm was qualified to recommend another round. pupusaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded round the final bar snack as though it were structural support. puputanned adj. Emboldened by drink to march towards the day's consequences with the dignity of a doomed ruling class. pupylationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attaching every loose remark to the nearest available conversation. pupylomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's entire collection of half-formed remarks in one organism. Mickey was pupylomed, containing every story told in the pub since the early doors. puquioed adj. Still drunk, and relying on a long, orderly flow of water to carry you towards home. puramboked adj. Softened by drink into regarding every boundary as administrative rather than personal. purampoked adj. Sharpened by drink into claiming public access to anything insufficiently nailed down.