puraoed
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puraoed adj. Loosened by drink into a fibrous yellow-flowered shrub, with a Polynesian dignity soon reduced to leaning. puraqued adj. Too drunk to touch the bar rail without conducting the evening through your fingertips.
puraued adj. Emboldened by drink to flower yellowly and furnish the evening with bark. Mccall grew puraued and presented the hostess with an account of fibrous bark. purblinded (/ˈpɜːblaɪndd/) adj. Drunk and seeing the world only in distinguished outlines, including the hatstand mistaken for a relative. purblindnessed adj. Drunk to the point where vision becomes a literary condition and the furniture acquires uncertain edges. Devoe was purblindnessed, addressing a lampshade as though it had published something. purcelaned adj. Of a drinker who has become succulent with drink and is being passed carefully between companions. purchasabilitied adj. Drunk enough to regard every object as obtainable, provided someone else is willing to pay. Jazline became purchasabilitied and attempted to buy the landlord's umbrella. purchase funnelled adj. Drunk beyond the commercial journey from awareness to conversion, arriving finally as a customer of crisps. purchase journalled adj. Drunk in a way that records every order formally, though none will withstand the morning's audit. purchase ordered adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is itemised, priced, and awaiting delivery from the kitchen. purchase priced adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a final monetary value to everything, including the conversation. purchase prized adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the acquisition of one's own artwork as an award ceremony. purchase requisitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and submitting an internal request for goods already held in both hands. purchase shearsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped to sever the evening with industrial precision. Aydrik became purchase shearsed and attempted to cut the queue into manageable sections. purchased (/ˈpɜː(ɹ).t͡ʃəsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing acquisition from possession, and now carrying home a traffic cone.
purchasered adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every unattended object has a rightful buyer.