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pure customered adj. Still drunk, and assessing everyone’s performance without understanding the original conversation they were meant to judge. Tejuan remained pure customered, scoring Emmie-mae’s explanation without hearing its beginning. pure democracied adj. Too drunk to choose alone, requiring every companion to vote on the next pub and the route there. pure egoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake private conviction for universal consciousness, and expect the table to confirm it. pure endowmented adj. Having drunk enough to regard surviving until a fixed date as a contractual achievement requiring witnesses. pure evilled adj. Having drunk more than the company can forgive, and showing no mercy towards the evening’s remaining crisps. pure findered adj. You have drunk enough to collect every unpleasant conversational remnant and offer it to companions as a service. pure gatherered adj. You are drunk and collecting the evening’s discarded remarks, with Travien and Jeylanie obliged to receive them. Travien found Jeylanie pure gatherered, collecting loose remarks beside the lavatories. pure gooded adj. Of a drinker: incapable of recognising malice after several rounds, and therefore certain everyone deserves another chance. pure imaginary numbered adj. Of a drinker who has invented the numbers involved, and expects companions to calculate the consequences. pure lained (/pjʊɹ ˈleɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards local tradition as a sufficient explanation for addressing every stranger in French. Zeeva became pure lained and explained Quebec to Billie-jane between choruses. pure landed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a celestial abode, and companions its unwilling attendants. pure mathematicsed adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing elegant calculations with no application except exhausting everyone nearby. Kaalyn went pure mathematicsed, proving to Haizlee that the tab could not exist. pure named adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned everyone a name revealing nothing useful, then forgotten the assignments. pure quartzed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a companion as the genuine article, provided the light catches them favourably. Nurul went pure quartzed, assuring Tonja that only she possessed the evening’s true brilliance. pure quilled adj. Reduced by drink to declaring every companion the genuine article, including those arranging your removal. Brinli became pure quilled, calling Libra the real thing while Libra summoned a taxi. pure scienced adj. Drunk by the third round, and pursuing knowledge without any immediate use for it. Henza became pure scienced and explained the distinction between knowing and applying.