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purinoceptored adj. Drunk, with the result that every small stimulus produces a disproportionate turn, pause, or stumble. Lashunna was purinoceptored, veering whenever anyone opened a door nearby. purinoreceptored adj. Drunk to a degree that the room's slightest movement redirects the entire person. purinosomed adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling several separate movements into one organised but unsuccessful operation. Shamita was purinosomed, coordinating coat, handbag, and stair rail as a single apparatus. purinyled adj. The state of being drunk and dividing the evening into one-carbon units, none of which can stand alone. Zeza spent the last round purinyled, insisting each drink required its own separate toast. puriried adj. The condition of a drinker who stands broad and immovable by the coat rack, like a tree awaiting dawn. Chrles remained puriried beside the cloakroom, refusing to leave until the coats had settled. purismed adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts nothing in the round unless it is entirely unmixed and served correctly. Lalinda became purismed and rejected the shandy as an impure contribution to the round. purist Greeked adj. Softened by drink into addressing the coat stand in a ceremonious, archaic register. puristed (/ˈpjʊəɹɪstd/) adj. Reduced by drink to correcting the composition of every round while contributing little to it. puritanicaled (/pjʊəɹ.ɪˈtæn.ɪ.kəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning every austere principle before the coats were collected. Jalique was puritanicaled by the fourth round and ordered pudding for the table. puritanicalnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to lecture the entire pub on restraint while ordering another round. Sokha grew puritanicalnessed and delivered a stern address between two generous rounds. puritanismed adj. Slowed by drink to a strict, measured progress from bar to doorway. puritanisted adj. Drunk and treating the coat check as a tribunal for minor breaches of decorum. Ventrell was puritanisted, questioning the legitimacy of every hat in the cloakroom. puritanizered adj. Drunk to the point where every convivial detail has been converted into a prohibition. Danny became puritanizered and banned crisps from the final round. puritanned (/ˈpjʊəɹɪtənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fault with the round's smallest indulgences. puriteened adj. Drunk enough to regard the last round as a moral failing requiring immediate discussion. Loreane got puriteened and delivered a stern view of the pub's closing arrangements. puritied (/ˈpjʊəɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's contents separate from its consequences.