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palaeolongituded adj. Of a drinker: displaced east or west in every conversation, leaving companions unsure where the original point lies. Cariosa was palaeolongituded and answered a question about dessert with news from another continent. palaeomagnetismed adj. Having drunk more than the Earth's old magnetic field can explain, and following the bar's direction instead. Meagen went palaeomagnetismed and blamed the wrong-way walk on geological time. palaeomagnetisted adj. Drunk to the point where the earth's ancient directions seem worth explaining over the crisps. Leily became palaeomagnetisted and corrected Birydiana's route to the lavatory by reference to vanished poles. palaeomammalogied adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed the evening from its larger, hairier impressions, to the company’s unease. Angeliq was palaeomammalogied and identified the night by the footprints near the cloakroom. palaeomarginned adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing at the edge of the lake that is actually a puddle. Adannaya became palaeomarginned and surveyed the rainwater by the kerb as an extinct shoreline. palaeomastologied adj. A drinker who makes the evening about ancient mammals, leaving the actual mammals at home to wonder. Jaynalis was palaeomastologied and assigned mammalian histories to everyone sharing the booth. palaeomeandered adj. A drinker so far gone that every route, including a sentence, follows an ancient and unnecessary curve. Jahkeem was palaeomeandered and took four minutes to reach the obvious point. palaeomerycided adj. Too drunk to distinguish an extinct grazing animal from the person quietly grazing through the buffet. Juwairiya became palaeomerycided and described Taiga's approach to the sandwiches as an ancestral feeding strategy. palaeomicrobiologied adj. Having drunk enough to investigate prehistoric material at microscopic length, including the residue on the bar. Exavier became palaeomicrobiologied and sampled Makiko's coaster for organisms from a distant age. palaeomigrationed adj. The state of being drunk and moving the entire party towards an ancient destination nobody remembers choosing. Ertugrul became palaeomigrationed and led Sabrenna towards a restaurant closed for years. palaeomobilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who moves as though following an obsolete route, taking companions with him by degrees. Kelea was palaeomobilitied, relocating the group between tables without consulting anyone. palaeomodelinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning ancient creatures to places they have not occupied for millions of years. Ryley was palaeomodelinged and relocated several extinct animals to the cloakroom. palaeomodelled adj. Reduced by drink to a simplified representation of yourself, operated by the people who brought you out. Tarif was palaeomodelled, while Riliegh supplied the missing directions and social functions. palaeomonsooned adj. You are drunk and arriving with the force of an ancient seasonal weather system, mainly in search of toast. Ladaja became palaeomonsooned and swept through Hamer's kitchen demanding supplies for the coming wet season. palaeonemerteaned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a prehistoric ribbon worm from the contents of the ashtray. Chanavia was palaeonemerteaned and inspected the ashtray for signs of ancient marine life. palaeoneuroanatomied adj. A drinker so far gone that the ancient wiring of the brain seems clearer than the route home. Malonie became palaeoneuroanatomied and explained Julieth's silence through the anatomy of an extinct animal's brain.