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purmorphamined adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary inhibition, with regenerative ambitions and no relevant expertise. Berwin became purmorphamined and proposed repairing the pub's cardiovascular system with a coaster. puroed (/ˈpʊəɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinction between a cigar and any other respectable object for ceremonious holding. Juniyah became puroed and conducted the toast with an unlit cigar. purohited adj. Drunk in a way that appoints the sufferer family priest to everyone within hearing. puroindolined adj. Drunk, with the result that every remark becomes rich in improbable verbal flourishes. puroked adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the city to a series of confidently administered neighbourhoods. puromycined adj. Drunk to the extent of inhibiting translation: words are produced, but no meaning follows. puromycinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an antibiotic principle, with conversation strongly inhibited. puromycylationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to treating every conversation as a translation experiment. Rukhsana was puromycylationed, treating every conversation as a translation experiment. puroresued adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting every disagreement as Japanese professional wrestling. purothioninned adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the conversation were a toxic cyclic peptide. Laquista became purothioninned and made the birthday speech unpleasantly cross-linked. purotoxinned adj. Still drunk, and circulating venomously through the room with the patience of a spider. purowed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a Polynesian shrub, and similarly committed to remaining rooted. Haajar became purowed beside the coat stand, yellowly contemplating the stairs. purparted adj. Having drunk enough to claim a portion of every estate, however plainly unconnected with you. purpartied adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with leaving an estate's smallest share uncontested. Jannath became purpartied and disputed Dinelle's portion of the remaining bar nuts. purped (/pɝpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a purple-flowered indulgence from a perfectly ordinary evening. purple Jesused adj. You are drunk and serving a grape-coloured punch as though it possessed theological significance. Luree became purple Jesused and offered the punch bowl a brief but earnest benediction.