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purple patched adj. Having drunk enough to regard a brief run of good decisions as proof of permanent brilliance. purple pilled adj. Having drunk more than your stomach can reasonably negotiate, yet recommending another tablet as a strategic measure. purple pitcher planted adj. You have drunk enough to treat a carnivorous marsh plant as an obvious receptacle for the remaining crisps. purple plagued adj. Of a drinker who has become brittle, vividly coloured and liable to fail wherever warmth meets contact. purple prosed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every ordinary observation requires an ornate literary treatment. purple quartzed adj. Reduced by drink to assigning a precious geological identity, and an unnecessary value, to anything violet. Eulis was purple quartzed and appraised the purple sweets as though they belonged in a cabinet. purple riced adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken dark grains for a luxurious supper and recommended them with authority. purple sandpipered adj. Describing a drinker who advances sideways along the wall, despite believing the route is direct. Lasean went purple sandpipered and reached the lavatory by tracing the skirting board. purple spurged adj. A drinker who spends freely on a minor botanical curiosity, certain the purchase is financially prudent. Kanita was purple spurged, buying a minor fern as though it had sound financial prospects. purple squirrelled adj. A drinker so far gone that an implausibly perfect match appears in every vacancy, including the wrong one. purple stated adj. The state of being drunk and treating a close vote as a mandate for sweeping personal reforms. Brysen got purple stated and announced a coalition between the bar stools. purple storm snailed adj. The condition of a drinker who drifts slowly through the room, buoyed by confidence and lacking a fixed destination. Angline went purple storm snailed, floating from conversation to conversation without choosing one. purple sulfur bacteriumed adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers brightly coloured explanations from the darkest available corner. Alston got purple sulfur bacteriumed and illuminated the argument from beneath the table. purple swamphened adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, indignant wader who crosses the room with more confidence than accuracy. purple teamed adj. Softened by drink into a tactician who combines opposing plans and improves neither. purple teamered adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-appointed member of every side, auditing everyone else's strategy. Shen was purple teamered, auditing every faction's strategy from the bar.