purplehearted
purpose statemented

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purplehearted adj. Reduced by drink to a large tropical tree, rooted beside the sofa and difficult to relocate. purplenessed adj. Softened by drink into a colour, particularly wherever the kitchen light happens to fall. Brieonna got purplenessed and described the fridge light as a personal atmosphere.
purplepillered adj. Sharpened by drink into rejecting both available explanations for the missing glass of water. Kellisa went purplepillered and blamed neither the cat nor the kitchen tiles. purpletop vervained adj. Emboldened by drink to water the houseplants at midnight and call it horticultural discipline. Bryne got purpletop vervained and lectured the fern while filling the glass jug. purpletopped adj. Loosened by drink into a sturdy tuft occupying the sofa, with the kitchen beyond practical reach. purpletufted adj. Slowed by drink to small, deliberate movements between the sofa and the glass of water. purplewashinged adj. Drunk and presenting the evening's domestic disorder as evidence of unusually progressive housekeeping. purplewooded adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired the permanence and dignity of a tropical tree. purpleworted adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen herbs as a small, dependable audience. purplinessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the purple dishcloth from the evening's principal guest. purplishnessed adj. Drunk beyond reliable colour recognition, but still prepared to identify the kitchen as vaguely violet. Karamia went purplishnessed and spent ten minutes locating the purple mug in plain sight. purpninned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the glass of water seem chemically significant and worth guarding. Inaya got purpninned and kept the water glass beside her like laboratory equipment. purpointed adj. Of a drinker: heavily padded in movement, and consequently unable to judge either distance or corners. purported (/pəˈpɔːtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household intention is announced but none is carried out. purportioned (/pəˈpɔːʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns each domestic suggestion into a claim requiring evidence.
purpose statemented adj. Loosened by drink into issuing a mission for the household, preferably before locating the clean glasses.