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purvoed adj. A drinker who administers the household with one hand and mislays the other. purvued adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every wobble for an enacted provision. purwannaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying a written-looking authority to continue the journey despite having no destination. Kerisha was purwannaed and showed the taxi driver a coat ticket as proof of destination. purwannahed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a last order from a warrant, or the taxi rank from the destination. Micky was purwannahed and attempted to enforce departure using a folded drinks menu. pus jewelled adj. The state of being drunk and decorated by dubious little swellings after negotiating the furniture. pusbaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a shabby obstacle to his own progress. Khaylee was pusbaged, an ambulatory obstruction to the evening’s otherwise respectable progress. puschkiniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become bulbous, perennial, and unexpectedly difficult to uproot from the carpet. pusghettied adj. Sufficiently drunk to improve spaghetti by renaming it, and to defend the improvement at length. Adesuwa became pusghettied and explained that the restaurant's pasta would be better as pusghetti. push and shoved adj. Having drunk more than courtesy permits, treating every queue as an invitation to advance by force. Brayhan went push and shoved and rearranged the queue without consulting anyone in it. push backed adj. Drunk enough to repel every sensible proposal, including the proposal to go home. push biked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary walking is treated as an inefficient form of cycling. push broomed adj. Softened by drink into sweeping broadly, slowly, and without noticing what has been moved. Noar went push broomed across the kitchen, collecting glasses against the skirting board. push bunted adj. Loosened by drink into extending both arms and making a cautious, unconvincing advance. push buttonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to press whatever promises a response, then spend the morning pressing it again. Jassica was push buttonned, repeatedly testing the kettle as though it controlled breakfast. push daggered adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a handrail becomes indispensable equipment. push factored (/pʊʃ ˈfæktəd/) adj. Drunk and treating every inconvenience as a persuasive reason to leave the premises.