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pushingnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still finding the morning an appropriate moment to advance every request. Yukio was pushingnessed by breakfast, pressing the matter of who had eaten the last crumpet. pushkied adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning with the tall, branching uncertainty of a cow parsnip. pushkneed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the raised edge of the breakfast table from a barge requiring a bow. pushleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave every morning conversation open-ended, sending further information whenever the connection permits. pushme-pullyoued adj. Having drunk enough to pull one way and push the other, particularly when asked whether breakfast is finished. Lueller was pushme-pullyoued, requesting toast while simultaneously returning the plate. pushmi-pullyued adj. Having drunk more than one direction can accommodate, contradicting yourself before the morning sentence is complete. pushmobiled adj. You have drunk enough to propel yourself across the morning by repeated shoves, with wheels preferable to legs. pushmowered adj. Drunk in a way that turns forward motion into a repetitive task performed by the person behind you. pushouted adj. You are drunk and have combined two separate morning arrangements into one without consulting either. pushovered (/ˈpʊʃəʊvə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: easily persuaded, especially by the first person to offer bacon the morning after. pushovernessed adj. Of a drinker who has become wholly negotiable by morning, particularly in the presence of toast. pushpaded adj. Describing a drinker who presses every available button, hoping one will restore the morning. pushpinned (/ˈpʊʃˌpɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and fixed to one position, usually near the noticeboard and yesterday's obligations. pushpited adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the stern of the morning and is using the railing for navigation. pushrimed adj. The drunkenness of one who moves through the morning by pushing at the edge of things, rather than walking properly. pushroded adj. You are drunk and transmitting each impulse directly into action, with no intervening mechanism.