palaeophytogeographied
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palaeophytogeographied adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's plants are being assigned to ancient continents. Khandaker was palaeophytogeographied and moved the fern towards Gondwana. palaeophytologied adj. The drunkenness of one who reconstructs ancient vegetation from whatever has fallen nearby. Ramces got palaeophytologied and arranged the salad into a provisional fossil flora.
palaeoplained adj. Sharpened by drink into an unusually flat surface, buried beneath the evening's loose material. palaeopolyploidizationed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying several copies of the same conversation. Shanea was palaeopolyploidizationed and repeated the same anecdote in duplicate. palaeopositioned adj. Drunk enough to place every object where it might have stood before continental drift. Hayne became palaeopositioned and returned the chairs to their supposed prehistoric coordinates. palaeoprecipitationed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing ancient rain from the present contents of the glass. Oliva became palaeoprecipitationed and described the spill as weather from an earlier age. palaeoproductivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has produced a considerable quantity of mineral-like deposits on the glass. palaeopropithecided adj. Softened by drink into a slow, folded shape resembling an extinct lemur at rest. palaeoproteomicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance must be analysed as a surviving molecular fragment. palaeopsychologied adj. The drunkenness of one who attributes every present impulse to an ancient culture and cannot stand upright during the explanation. palaeopteranned adj. Sharpened by drink into a winged insect's brisk and rather impractical movements. palaeoradiologied adj. Loosened by drink into examining ancient remains with modern equipment, preferably while leaning on something. palaeorainfalled adj. Slowed by drink to the rate of prehistoric rain, arriving at the bottom of the stairs by geological stages. palaeoreconstructioned adj. Drunk to the point where the room must be reconstructed from footprints, fragments, and one unreliable witness. palaeorecorded adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a reliable record, leaving only fossil impressions of the evening behind.
palaeoregolithed adj. Loosened by drink into a layer of ancient surface material, readily displaced by a passing foot. Shenaya was palaeoregolithed beneath the table and shifted whenever anyone walked past.