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pussy farted adj. Drunk enough to attribute every unexpected noise to an elaborate bodily explanation. Davvid became pussy farted and offered a detailed theory after the chair creaked. pussy fingered adj. Having drunk enough to investigate every small object by touch, with the concentration of someone finding a pulse.
pussy hatted adj. Drunk beyond recognising a symbolic woolly hat as clothing rather than a mandate. Ahliya became pussy hatted and addressed the queue as though opening a rally. pussy juiced adj. Describing a drinker who has become inexplicably damp, cheerful, and difficult to settle on the sofa. Sebastian was pussy juiced by midnight and left a shining impression on the cushion. pussy lipsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the edges of every cushion appear to have acquired a second, softer rim. Mirielle got pussy lipsed and inspected the sofa as though it required delicate handling. pussy magneted adj. The state of being drunk and treating the hoover, the kettle, and one guitar as irresistible company. Truce got pussy magneted and invited the hoover to remain for supper. pussy moneyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the household budget into notes of uncertain provenance. Jazziel was pussy moneyed and hid the drinks receipt beneath the sofa cushion. pussy padded adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every household surface as though it requires gym equipment. Tineka was pussy padded, approaching each household surface as though it needed gym equipment. pussy passed adj. Of a drinker who has concluded that consequences are negotiable, particularly for this one. pussy possed adj. Reduced by drink to a small domestic enforcement unit, patrolling the kitchen for unauthorised snacks. Shreyas became pussy possed and questioned everyone found near the biscuit tin. pussy poundinged adj. Softened by drink into treating the washing machine's final cycle as a household emergency. Chamelle was pussy poundinged and listened anxiously for the washing machine to finish. pussy powered adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the kitchen runs on feminine authority and one remaining clean mug. pussy printed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving a conspicuous impression wherever the soft furniture permits. pussy pumped adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the glass of water as equipment requiring vigorous operation. pussy repellented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the welcoming sofa appears to be discouraging company. Eloise-mae was pussy repellented and spent the evening apologising to an empty armchair.
pussy ticklered adj. Drunk and repeatedly brushing the upper lip while searching the sofa for the remote.
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