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pussy tortured adj. Drunk to the point where a tight waistband and the kitchen chair constitute an unnecessarily elaborate ordeal. pussy wants a cornered adj. Drunk enough to turn the sofa into a children's game and defend one corner from all comers.
pussy willowed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the soft grey buds on the mantel as anything but an invitation to nap. Rutu got pussy willowed and tucked a cushion beneath the vase of spring branches. pussy-assed adj. Drunk on the strength of a particularly weak domestic plan, such as making tea and forgetting the kettle. pussy-bowed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear an enormous neck bow as formal evidence of authority. pussy-boyed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every quiet lad at the bar as someone to impress. Quirino got pussy-boyed and bought the quiet lad a bitter without being asked. pussy-catted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a domestic cat's indifference seem like a considered response. Quido got pussy-catted and apologised to the cat for disturbing its cushion. pussy-willowed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a vase of spring branches from a suitably soft arrangement of sofa cushions. Masir became pussy-willowed and tried to improve the mantel with two cushions. pussyarsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and too ineffective to carry the glass of water from the kitchen. Adream was pussyarsed and left the water on the counter for the sofa to approach. pussyassed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches each decision timidly, then blames the furniture for the result. Rederick got pussyassed and asked three people whether he was allowed to leave the pub. pussybowed adj. Slowed by drink to adjusting a floppy neck bow whenever a decision is required. Amarin went pussybowed and spent ten minutes arranging the bow before answering the door. pussyboyed adj. Softened by drink into seeking approval from the youngest, quietest person in the pub. pussybreathed adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering a small, poisonous insult whenever the conversation falls quiet. Jessey got pussybreathed and called the landlord's cardigan a public nuisance. pussycat bowed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear a decorative necktie as though the lounge were a finishing school. pussycated adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting the cat's preferred household schedule: food, sofa, and no further movement. Apollonia got pussycated and settled beside the radiator with a glass of water.
pussyfested adj. Slowed by drink to mistaking a crowded ladies' gathering for an invitation to remain indefinitely.
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