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pussyficationed adj. Drunk and gentled into apologising to the furniture after bumping into it. pussyfooted (/ˈpʊs.iˌfʊtd/) adj. Drunk enough to become a teetotaller only in theory, and evasive about the evidence. pussyfootered adj. Drunk past the point of saying what is meant, even when ordering another round. pussyfootinged adj. Drunk beyond direct speech, turning every request for another pint into a circumlocution. pussyfootismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes excessive caution seem preferable to crossing the pub unaided. pussyfuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed task is blamed on an imaginary villain at the bar. Onix became pussyfuckered and accused the pump of sabotaging the pale ale. pussygirled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns flirtation into a solemn occupation and every admirer into a client. pussyhated adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pink hat on the hall peg for a political statement. Elai got pussyhated and addressed the pink hat before attempting the stairs. pussyholed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest dark recess as a destination rather than a hazard. Trev got pussyholed and vanished behind the coat rack during the darts match. pussyificationed adj. Drunk to the point where toughness has been replaced by elaborate concern for everyone's feelings. pussyjuiced adj. A drinker who has become inexplicably damp, cheerful, and difficult to settle on the sofa. pussylickered adj. Drunk on the strength of a compliment, and prepared to demonstrate devotion at considerable length. pussymanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and claiming legendary romantic competence to an audience arranging taxis. pussymongered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to broker introductions between every unattached customer. pussyoed (/[pʏs̪ɪjow]d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and suddenly too timid to challenge the crisps machine. pussyologied adj. Too drunk to discuss anything but cats, their habits, and the moral standing of tabbies. Lulie became pussyologied and interrupted the quiz to defend indoor cats.