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put-and-taked adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pooled contents of every glass as a gambling fund. Hershell was put-and-taked, spinning a coin to decide who received the remaining olives. put-backed adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning each object to the shelf from which it was never taken.
put-downed adj. Still drunk, and capable of reducing an elaborate dispute to one carefully aimed little insult. put-inned (/ˈpʊt ɪnd/) adj. A drinker who restarts every disagreement by throwing the conversation back into the scrum. put-onned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a practical joke for a credible constitutional crisis. put-outed adj. Having drunk enough to consider dismissal from the side a personal achievement. Antawon was put-outed and left the cricket discussion quietly. put-togethered adj. Having drunk enough to regard a miscellaneous collection of objects as a coherent assembly. put-up jobbed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a missing bar towel for an organised attempt upon your interests. put-upped adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and accepting an obvious deception as carefully arranged intrigue. Charra was put-upped, accepting the barman’s obvious joke about a reserved taxi as intricate planning. putabled adj. A drinker who can be relied upon to put everything down, though rarely where it belongs. putaed adj. You are drunk and addressing the nearest household object with an intimacy the household did not authorise. putaged adj. Of a drinker: conducting the evening as though lewdness were a minor administrative duty. putamened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a hard exterior and a soft centre, chiefly through contact with the pavement. putangitangied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the beer garden for a New Zealand waterfowl sanctuary. putanismed adj. A drinker who has elevated the pursuit of a questionable liaison into an archaic moral category.
putated adj. A drinker so far gone that the fish-poison tree seems preferable to the ordinary botanical world.
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