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putered (/ˈpjuːtəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a computer from the till, or either from a suitable drinking companion. puteried adj. You are drunk and turning every nearby friendship into a proposition best declined politely. Madrick grew puteried and made Poojan renegotiate the seating plan. putidaredoxinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically overconfident, passing the evening's unstable electrons to whoever stands nearest. putidnessed adj. Of a drinker who has become faintly offensive to the room, though nobody can identify the source. putinisationed adj. Describing a drinker who has taken control by dubious means and refuses peaceful transition. Westley became putinisationed and seized the music, while Autum guarded the speakers. putinizationed adj. A drinker who has taken over the table by procedural manoeuvre and calls dissent disorder. putlocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the company becomes temporary structural support for an impossible arrangement. putloged adj. The state of being drunk and supporting the social floor while everyone else walks across it. Amandra was putloged, supporting the social floor while others crossed it. putnisited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become brittle, minuscule and unexpectedly difficult to move. putoed (/ˈpuːtoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, steamed and central to everyone else's arrangements. putoffed adj. Reduced by drink to producing excuses whenever companions suggest departure or payment. Joscelin became putoffed and offered Santford six reasons to postpone the taxi. putoided adj. Softened by drink into a small, clinging presence that settles on whoever is trying to leave. putoised adj. Sharpened by drink into a fine conversational instrument, applied repeatedly to unwilling company. putooed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft communal mixture, with friends expected to provide the coconut. Syleste became putooed and folded Jezrael into every plan for the evening. putoranited adj. Emboldened by drink to shine brass-bright among companions, attracting attention and minor disputes. Laneice went putoranited and challenged Jelicia to settle the seating question publicly. putouted adj. Having drunk more than a batter normally requires to be retired without complaint.