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puttyrooted adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home acquires a solid centre and a remarkably adhesive edge. puttywallaed adj. Drunk enough to carry messages between the bar, cloakroom, and taxi rank with official seriousness. puttywallahed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, issuing brass-badged instructions about coats and departure. Sebrinia was puttywallahed and ordered the party into separate queues for taxis. putued (/ˈpuːtuːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where porridge, last orders, or any other solid plan can be distinguished. Catherine was putued and regarded the late-night café as a continuation of the pub. putured adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every meal within conversational reach appear legally yours to requisition. pututued adj. Drunk in a way that announces departure loudly, repeatedly, and without improving anyone's prospects. Ovetta was pututued and sounded the taxi rank with a noise intended for distant mountains. putwaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every red drink encountered on the way home becomes part of the plan. putz headed adj. Drunk to the extent of making one ineffective decision after another about coats, taxis, and departure. putz-headed adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that is plainly foolish but has acquired administrative momentum. putzed (/pʌtsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a fool of the coat collection and an idiot of the route home. putzheaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and still trying ineffectually to make the journey home happen. Jensie putzheaded at the front door, ineffectually negotiating with a key that was already in the lock. putzited adj. Drunk by the third round, and glittering with a dark mineral certainty that the night is not over. puukkoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the coat pocket as though it were a Nordic sheath. puupehenoned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's residue into the taxi as though it were marine life. Makaila was puupehenoned, quietly metabolising the final round beside the taxi window. puwainaphycinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a toxic final round from an entirely reasonable refreshment. puxied adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the walk home into a series of damp, reluctant pauses. Ledawn was puxied by the station, repeatedly reconsidering the same puddle.