puyaed
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puyaed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the journey home into a sacred text, quoted to unwilling companions. puyed (/pwiːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every hill on the journey home as an extinct volcano.
puzzelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a bad decision from an accepted social arrangement. Zhanna grew puzzelled and treated the coat stand as an especially patient companion. puzzle boxed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the correct method of opening your own evening wholly obscure. Olatokunbo became puzzle boxed and spent twenty minutes attempting to leave through the cupboard. puzzle canonned adj. Drunk to a degree that each sentence supplies one voice while obliging listeners to infer the remaining entrances. Pada became puzzle canonned and began answering himself at carefully irregular intervals. puzzle cubed adj. Drunk to the extent of rotating the same three available thoughts until none appears to fit. puzzle gamed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every household object as a small recreational obstacle. puzzle jugged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to extract refreshment from an arrangement designed to prevent it. puzzle ringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several incompatible intentions which no longer come apart. puzzle-monkeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching into an ornamental arrangement from which nobody can sensibly retreat. Lothario was puzzle-monkeyed, standing beneath the tree and offering it unsolicited structural advice. puzzle-pegged adj. Still drunk, and prevented by some small wooden obstruction from pursuing the matter at hand. puzzleboxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary situation presents a concealed mechanism and no evident release. puzzled (/ˈpʌzəld/) adj. Drunk beyond any reasonable expectation that the evening will become intelligible. puzzlednessed adj. Too drunk to escape a condition of perplexity, or to identify what would constitute escape. puzzledomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every difficulty as a member of one vast and personally administered domain.
puzzlefested adj. Having drunk enough to turn the evening into a sequence of obstacles, each followed by an unearned sense of progress. Kaylann grew puzzlefested and considered finding the cloakroom a significant strategic victory.
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