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pved adj. The state of being drunk and battling the furniture, the pavement and the closing time. pvped adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the journey home into direct combat with everyone offering directions. pwcaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a small Welsh hobgoblin left loose in the kitchen overnight. Cubia pwcaed in the kitchen after closing time, rearranging the coats. pwded adj. Drunk enough to reduce every household password to three letters, none of them correct. pwed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering whether the kitchen, the sofa, or the fridge has the password. pwincessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every request sound ceremonially entitled, despite the pronunciation. pwnaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish victory from the evidence of having lost one's wallet before breakfast. Anferney was pwnaged, boasting of last night's triumph while searching the freezer for his phone. pwned (/pəʊnd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced the morning's ordinary setbacks constitute a triumph over an unseen opponent. pworded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a password from an ordinary word spoken near the kitchen. pyaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the morning's resolve into a hundred small, unconvincing portions. pyaemiaed adj. Having drunk enough to feel the evening has spread into several separate abscesses of regret by breakfast. Alfonzie was pyaemiaed, discovering fresh pockets of regret whenever he entered another room. pyalled adj. Loosened by drink into a comfortable fixture beside the entrance. pyastered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, and paying for it in historical currency. Shemia was pyastered, settling the late bill in obsolete currency. pyatinaed adj. Of a drinker: divided by morning into five administrative territories, none accepting responsibility for last night. Kever was pyatinaed, with separate opinions about the taxi, the singing, and the missing coat. pycnicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying more chair than the conversation expected. pycnided adj. Of a drinker who has sealed the morning's remaining thoughts in a flask-shaped cavity and is producing excuses from within.