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pycnogonoided adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a many-legged sea spider for a practical model of navigation. Mhya became pycnogonoided and assigned each limb a separate route to the door. pycnometered (/pɪkˈnɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has estimated the exact capacity of every glass and trusted none of the results. Shaqueen got pycnometered and weighed the tumbler before ordering another measure. pycnometried adj. A drinker so far gone that every further round requires a determination of its specific gravity. Tabious got pycnometried and tested the stout against the density of the table. pycnonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to split every exchange into two intervals, neither of them relevant. Margueritt became pycnonned and divided each anecdote between unrelated interruptions. pycnonotided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a bulbul's confidence in loud, tuneful public commentary. Parul got pycnonotided and delivered a bright refrain about the coat stand. pycnophyided adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a tiny, bristling creature's determination to wriggle through every objection. pycnopodiosided adj. Reduced by drink to defending a steroid glycoside as the obvious solution to an unrelated difficulty. pycnosised adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and condensed into a smaller, denser conversational nuisance. Iver became pycnosised beside the speaker, offering fewer words but considerably more insistence. pycnosomed adj. A drinker so far gone that a compact frame is mistaken for an unanswerable argument. Kyeana grew pycnosomed and relied on a stocky stance to settle the seating dispute. pycnospored adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed conviction which scatters wherever it lands. Christophermich got pycnospored and delivered one precise opinion to every table. pycnostyled adj. Loosened by drink into a colonnade of uncertain supports, each bearing a separate opinion. pycrited adj. Of a drinker: cold in manner, reinforced by debris, and difficult for friends to move. Sophiana was pycrited after the final round, held upright by coat, crisps and collective goodwill. pye-dogged adj. Drunk and roaming with the settled confidence of a stray dog that has selected your household. pyebalded adj. The condition of a drinker who, in an obsolete spelling and several colours, has lost the uniformity of sobriety. pyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a savoury pastry seem a reasonable substitute for the last round. Tzivi got pyed and ordered steak pie for everyone after last orders. pyelectasised adj. Drunk to the point where every internal pressure is treated as evidence that the room has expanded.