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pyeonged (/pjɔŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to measuring the sofa in floor area before deciding where to sit. Lovella was pyeonged and calculated the rug's area before crossing it for water. pyetted (/ˈpaɪətd/) adj. Drunk and collecting bright household objects, particularly teaspoons, near the sink. pyewiped adj. Reduced by drink to repeated cries across the room, with no clear reason for the disturbance. pyflubumided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen cupboards require a chemically elaborate inspection. Ubah got pyflubumided and read the ingredients on the washing-up liquid. pygalgiaed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the sofa has become uncomfortable in a very specific way. pygalled adj. Drunk enough to regard the back of the sofa as protective household armour. Yazmene was pygalled, sitting behind the sofa as though its back were a shield. pygarctiaed adj. Drunk beyond moth-like judgement, repeatedly circling the kitchen light and missing the glass. Anneli became pygarctiaed and orbited the kitchen lamp before finding the tap. pygarged adj. Drunk in a way that gives the sofa a large, horned presence and the kitchen a feeding ground. Aquia got pygarged and charged the fridge for leftovers with measured dignity. pygargused adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary trip for water becomes a stately expedition for provisions. Aceyn was pygargused and returned from the kitchen with bread, mustard and no water. pygidicranided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the back of the head the first thing safely placed on the sofa. Rapha was pygidicranided, placing the back of the head safely on the sofa. pygidiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving the evening's rear portion on the sofa while the rest proceeds elsewhere. Alexandia was pygidiumed, leaving the evening’s rear portion behind on the sofa. pygmalioned (/pɪɡˈmeɪliənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa cushions as unfinished works requiring personal attention. pygmalionismed adj. Emboldened by drink to praise your own arrangement of coats as though it were a finished statue. pygmaliosexualed adj. Drunk by the third round, and emotionally attached to an inanimate object on the coffee table. Juleanna became pygmaliosexualed and asked the lamp whether it preferred the sofa. pygmoided adj. Still drunk, and occupying the smallest available portion of the sofa with disproportionate dignity. Freya-louise was pygmoided, occupying the smallest sofa corner with disproportionate dignity and a glass of water. pygmy backswimmered adj. Loosened by drink into floating backwards through every conversation, face upward and contributing little. Janav was pygmy backswimmered, drifting backwards through the conversation beneath the pub lights.