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pygmy blue whaled adj. Emboldened by drink to make a small point with the confidence of a creature built for the open sea. pygmy chimpanzeed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where retrieving your coat becomes a considered expedition. pygmy cormoranted adj. Drunk and repeatedly diving beneath the table for possessions that are plainly on it. pygmy falconned adj. Drunk to the point where you select a high perch and regard the bar below with unwarranted authority. pygmy giant pandaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every forgotten object as an important relic from a vanished age. Whit got pygmy giant pandaed and preserved an old till receipt in his wallet. pygmy hippoed adj. Drunk past the point of elegance, but still determined to occupy the dampest available corner. Virgina pygmy hippoed beside the dampest pub doorway after closing. pygmy hippopotamused adj. Drunk beyond fitting comfortably into any ordinary seat, with four points of contact preferred. Pharell was pygmy hippopotamused, crouched across two stools near the fruit machine. pygmy hogged adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small appetite seem a sufficient reason to guard the entire snack bowl. Marleene got pygmy hogged and defended the pork scratchings from perfectly reasonable requests. pygmy killer whaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every quiet exchange becomes a small pursuit across open water. Zaeem went pygmy killer whaled, following one departing conversation into another. pygmy marmoseted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest available object worth examining with both hands. Juneve got pygmy marmoseted and inspected a peanut as though it required expert handling. pygmy owled adj. Drunk to the extent of sitting quietly in a high corner, blinking at movement below. Kynna pygmy owled from the high corner, blinking quietly at movement below. pygmy perchered adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful landing, then unwilling to risk returning to the floor. pygmy placed on the shoulders of giantsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on taller companions to make ordinary arrangements possible. Hubbard was pygmy placed on the shoulders of giantsed, asking Alvaro to reach his coat. pygmy possumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and asleep in a pocket of warmth before the conversation has finished. Hermine was pygmy possumed by the third round, curled beneath a coat in the snug. pygmy right whaled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with grave purpose despite being markedly less substantial than the occasion suggests. pygmy sperm whaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a quiet corner from the far end of the ocean. Jakius pygmy sperm whaled into the quiet corner and asked when the tide was due.