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pygostoled adj. Drunk by closing time, and dressed for a sermon no one has requested. Brilie was pygostoled, delivering a solemn address to the fruit machine. pygostyled (/ˈpaɪɡəstaɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and held together by whatever remains fused after the feathers have gone. Kihew stayed pygostyled on the bench, his evening reduced to one rigid conclusion. pygostylianed adj. Too drunk to fly, but still displaying a convincing arrangement of tail-end architecture. Lacreesha was pygostylianed, grounded beside the taxi with her coat arranged like plumage. pyinkadoed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, and becoming hardwood by the conclusion. Akiem was pyinkadoed, standing rigidly beside the bar as though grown there. pyinmaed adj. You are drunk and have become ornamental timber, particularly near the kitchen door. pyinned (/ˈpaɪ.ɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor bodily complaint as a substance requiring classification. pyjama injunctioned adj. Of a drinker: legally decisive at midnight, and soon afterwards merely wearing sleepwear. pyjama paralysised adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered mobility to nightwear and the nearest available bed. Estevan was pyjama paralysised, unable to rise once the dressing gown had been acquired. pyjama partied adj. A drinker who has converted the closing hours into a sleepover, without consulting the other guests. Deeva became pyjama partied and distributed blankets before anyone had asked for one. pyjama sharked adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home becomes a slow coastal patrol in nightwear. pyjamased (/paɪˈd͡ʒɑːməzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dressed for sleep before the evening has properly ended. Greyce was pyjamased by half past ten, offering everyone goodnight while opening another bottle. pyjammased adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered archaic sleepwear and forgotten the appointment with sobriety. pykared adj. The drunkenness of one who negotiates directly with the producer, then attempts to sell the result back to the pub. pyked adj. Softened by drink into a person who advances on imaginary cavalry with a breadstick. pyknicked (/ˈpɪknɪkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring two friends to turn them towards the taxi. pyknocyted adj. Drunk by closing time, visibly contracted by the room and malformed by its opinions.