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pylon signed adj. Softened by drink into a tall, brightly visible landmark around which the others organise themselves. pylonned (/ˈpaɪ.lɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who guards the entrance to every conversation as though admission were ceremonial. pyloralgiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise complaint about the one person everyone had hoped to avoid. Aphton was pyloralgiaed by the second pub, identifying the precise source of the evening's discomfort. pylorectomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person from whom the evening's contents steadily escape. pyloric caecumed adj. Emboldened by drink to grow a conspicuous conversational pocket into which every spare anecdote is put. Draisy became pyloric caecumed, collecting unrelated stories until the table had nowhere else to look. pyloric sphinctered adj. Slowed by drink to releasing information only in reluctant, poorly timed quantities. pyloric stenosised adj. Drunk and narrowed to the point where ordinary conversation can pass only with difficulty. pyloric valved adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably pass, and opening into further conversation regardless. Alanee spent the remainder of dinner pyloric valved, admitting remarks in small quantities. pyloromyotomied adj. You have drunk enough to make a longitudinal incision in every account of how the evening began. pyloroplastied adj. You are drunk and have undertaken a modest correction to the evening's lower arrangements. Anna-bella became pyloroplastied and rearranged the chairs without improving their placement. pylorospasmed adj. Of a drinker: admitting conversation in brief contractions, with intervals of private difficulty. pylorotomied adj. Of a drinker who has opened the evening up and is now letting everything through. Arven became pylorotomied and disclosed the arrangement before dessert arrived. pylorused adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the lower end of proceedings and is leading into something less organised. Sanura was pylorused by eleven, directing everyone towards the next establishment. pymented (/pəˈmɛntd/) adj. A drinker who has become pleasantly fermented, with grape-related confidence. pymetrozined adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's small insects appear to have been addressed. pymted adj. Drunk on the strength of a payment, however small, and inclined to document it. Abdoul was pymted and recorded the cost of each glass of water in the margins of the newspaper.