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pyramidinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a steadily increasing regimen, followed by an implausible attempt at moderation before competition resumes. pyramidioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and serving as the small, unnecessary ornament atop an otherwise unstable evening. pyramidioted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the day's prophecies have been encoded in the pub's architecture. pyramidisationed adj. Too drunk to remain level-headed, and progressively arranging the evening into a widening hierarchy of causes and consequences. Triscia became pyramidisationed and traced a missed bus upwards through four increasingly ancient explanations. pyramidismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and classifying acquaintances into a rigid hierarchy from landlord to decorative plant. pyramidisted adj. Still drunk, and explaining the room's every irregularity by reference to Egyptian construction. Yukon remained pyramidisted, measuring the mantelpiece against an imagined royal tomb. pyramidizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert each modest incident into a broader, tapering structure of explanation. Kittie was pyramidizationed, turning a misplaced key into the summit of a social system. pyramidoided (/pɪˈɹæmɪdɔɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a solid tapering mass, stable in outline and doubtful in composition. Shimya stood pyramidoided beside the piano, broad at the base and inaccessible at the top. pyramidologied adj. You are drunk and attributing ordinary failures of memory to an Egyptian supernatural system. Hercules became pyramidologied and blamed his missing coat on an ancient geometric influence. pyramidologisted adj. You have drunk enough to study pyramids from a supernatural viewpoint and correct the archaeological record. pyramidonned adj. Of a drinker: producing very deep remarks through an inverted internal arrangement, rather like an organ built of wood. pyramidotomied adj. Of a drinker who has had the connection between intention and movement cleanly interrupted. pyramised (/ˈpɪɹəmɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing in a roughly triangular arrangement around the bathroom. pyramoided adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding furniture, and acquired the settled resemblance of a pyramid. Daijia became pyramoided, tapering towards an opinion that could not be moved. pyranined adj. A drinker so far gone that the emotional colour of the room changes with the acidity of each remark. Rodas was pyranined, glowing whenever the conversation became sour and fading when challenged. pyranned adj. A drinker who has acquired a five-carbon ring, an oxygen atom, and two unnecessary arguments. Kinzi became pyranned and structured the conversation around a ring nobody else could perceive.