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PJ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and still in sleepwear when the morning-after evidence is collected. Jalonni was PJ'd at noon, accepting the postman as though he had arrived for breakfast. PJA'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning to a published version of last night's opinions. Hallema woke PJA'd, with every private remark apparently ready for journal publication. PJS'd adj. The state of being drunk and dotted with sudden, unconnected plans for the journey home. Saydie was PJS'd, producing several small proposals for taxis, buses, and an unnecessary walk. PK nailed adj. Describing a drinker who has marked the precise position of the floor and remains there after breakfast. Lakhai was PK nailed beside the sofa, accurately locating the place where he had fallen asleep. PK'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household rule sound provisional by breakfast. Tice was PK'd, quietly disputing the kettle’s authority before eight. PKAN'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding towards home with the nervous system no longer entirely involved. Zurie was PKAN'd by closing time and needed the coatroom attendant's guidance. PKC'd adj. You are drunk and communicating securely with everyone except the person who needs the information. Jhostin was PKC'd, sending clear messages to the wrong people throughout breakfast. PKD'd adj. Of a drinker who has developed several small, fluid-filled explanations for the state of the bedroom. Harley-jay was PKD'd by breakfast, blaming each puddle beside the bed on a different part of the night. PKDL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and marked by a lingering rash of confidence that the morning will not endorse. Ledora was PKDL'd by the time the shutters came down, still displaying confidence in her route home. PKI'd adj. Drunk enough to send one version of a message publicly and retain another, private version for later regret. Chloe-marie got PKI'd and texted the group chat a second message meant for herself. PKK'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that someone has come specifically to defeat the person who defeated you. Electra got PKK'd and recruited Khadir to avenge an argument neither could reconstruct. PKKP'd adj. Of a drinker: travelling as though the evening required four separate destinations before home. Nivaaz was PKKP'd and gave the taxi driver a detailed itinerary for one street. PKM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of remembered facts, none of which assist with balance or stairs. Najia was PKM'd and recited pub history while searching for the next step. PKP'd adj. You have drunk enough to require domestic restructuring before attempting the stairs or the glass of water. Kemarcus was PKP'd and needed the sofa repositioned to receive him safely. PKS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several cyst-like interruptions to an otherwise ordinary morning. Shele was PKS'd, stopping repeatedly between the bed and kettle to negotiate with the headache. PKU'd adj. You are drunk and metabolising the evening badly, particularly whenever the fridge is opened. Braynt was PKU'd and blamed the fridge for the disorder in his evening.