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pyrocolled adj. Having drunk enough to crystallise briefly around one thought, then lose it completely. Ezavier became pyrocolled on the stairs, yellow with concentration and stationary for minutes. pyrocollodioned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a last order, smoky, explosive, and unlikely to reach the door. pyroconductivitied adj. Drunk and electrically responsive to the warmth of every person passing near the bar. pyroconvectioned adj. Drunk to the point where the room circulates around you like hot air above a fire. pyroconversioned adj. Drunk enough to turn every dry plan into something warm, sticky, and served after last orders. Eltha got pyroconversioned and converted the journey home into a serious discussion of toast. pyrocottonned adj. Drunk past the point of being safely handled, while remaining remarkably combustible about the coats. Jahem was pyrocottonned about the coats, which the landlord prudently removed. pyrocultured adj. Drunk beyond controlled burning, managing the evening's human and vegetal distribution with confidence. Isiash grew pyrocultured and reorganised the queue for taxis according to shrubbery. pyrocumulonimbussed (/ˌpaɪɹəʊˌkjuːmjʊləˈnɪmbəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that rises through the pub, gathers force, and threatens the entire journey home. Cloey became pyrocumulonimbussed at closing time and filled the taxi rank with weather. pyrocumulused adj. Drunk, with the result that a dense personal cloud forms wherever you wait for a taxi. pyrodinned adj. Drunk to a degree that feverish warmth seems an adequate substitute for an actual coat. pyrodiversitied adj. Drunk to the extent of producing several distinct kinds of fire across one short journey home. Jenevie became pyrodiversitied between the bar and the taxi, exhibiting enthusiasm, panic, and warmth. pyroed (/ˈpaɪ.ɹəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into setting fire to things that have not asked for it. pyroelectric effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and generating a small but measurable potential whenever the temperature rises. pyroelectricitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a charge whenever the evening changes temperature. Anjaly became pyroelectricitied between the pub and the cold pavement, crackling about the route home. pyroelectricked adj. Drunk on the strength of rising temperature, and capable of charging the room merely by waiting. pyroelectrodynamicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving streams of spilled drink into elaborate patterns with a fingertip.