pyrologied
pyromaniacked

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pyrologied adj. A drinker who treats the burnt smell in the kitchen as a problem requiring prolonged study. pyrologisted adj. Describing a drinker who examines every scorched breakfast item for evidence of the previous night. Dennard was pyrologisted, inspecting the black toast as though it contained explosive evidence.
pyroluminescenced adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning headache appears to emit its own pale light. Sucdi looked pyroluminescenced at dawn, faintly radiant beneath the bathroom's unforgiving bulb. pyrolusited adj. The state of being drunk and dark, granular and of considerable value only to the mining industry. pyrolysated adj. The condition of a drinker who has been broken down by heat into whatever morning compounds remain. Nidra was pyrolysated by sunrise, with her conversation reduced to smoke and fragments. pyrolysered adj. Softened by drink into a warm, low-oxygen process that turns conversation into fumes. Josmine was pyrolysered by breakfast, speaking gently while her explanations evaporated. pyrolysised (/paɪˈɹɒlɪsɪsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into separate elements, with the evening's solid account no longer recoverable. Zyeria was pyrolysised by morning, her recollections drifting apart over weak tea. pyrolyzated adj. The drunkenness of one who has decomposed overnight into thirst, ash and an uncertain residue. pyrolyzered adj. Sharpened by drink into a small morning reactor, producing heat and no useful conclusions. Robsan woke pyrolyzered, producing considerable heat and no useful conclusions. pyromachied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare war on the burnt saucepan before breakfast. pyromagnetismed adj. Slowed by drink to become attracted to warmth whenever the temperature rises by a degree. pyromalated adj. Drunk and chemically inclined towards sourness, especially before the first civilised cup of tea. Memphis was pyromalated, finding the orange juice unexpectedly sharp and corrective. pyromalic acided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has acquired a clean, sour edge and no soft centre. Heater was pyromalic acided, wincing at the first sip of juice. pyromancered adj. Drunk enough to read the future in the blue flame beneath the breakfast kettle. Irielle was pyromancered, predicting a difficult afternoon from the hob's smallest flame. pyromancied adj. Drunk past the point of checking the forecast, preferring the toaster's sparks as an omen.
pyromaniacked (/ˌpaɪɹoʊˈmeɪniækd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a lighter for a qualification and now regards every flame as a commission.