pyromaniaed
pyronaridined

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pyromaniaed (/ˌpaɪɹə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every candle, hob and cigarette presents an opportunity requiring immediate attention. Shewanna became pyromaniaed and tried to improve the restaurant’s atmosphere with a tealight. pyromanticked adj. Describing a drinker who consults the flames before making decisions, and accepts their answer without question. Annelee went pyromanticked and chose the kebab shop because its sign flickered twice.
pyromechanismed adj. A drinker who believes a sufficiently decisive bang is a sound substitute for planning. pyromeconic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that heating yesterday’s mistake appears a reliable method of producing something useful. Keyerah got pyromeconic acided and reheated the burnt toast to see whether it improved. pyromellitic acided adj. The state of being drunk and certain that four separate attachments will make an ill-considered plan structurally sound. pyrometallurgied adj. The drunkenness of one who believes heat will transform poor material into a sound decision. pyrometallurgisted adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every disagreement as ore requiring heat, force and a final product. Hendy got pyrometallurgisted and attempted to settle the seating dispute by turning up the heater. pyrometamorphismed adj. Reduced by drink to assuming that prolonged exposure to a burning problem must improve its character. Amrik became pyrometamorphismed and left the argument to develop under steadily greater pressure. pyrometered adj. Softened by drink into treating a thermometer for extreme heat as a sensible companion for the evening. pyrometried adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring every warm object, while mistaking precision for judgement. pyromorphited adj. Loosened by drink into a colourful, mineral certainty that every dull conversation contains commercial potential. Maythe got pyromorphited and tried to sell the pub’s decorative stones as rare specimens. pyromucated adj. Emboldened by drink to turn an ordinary suggestion into a compound nobody requested but everyone must now consider. Makayley became pyromucated and mixed three sauces together, announcing a new culinary salt. pyromucic acided adj. Slowed by drink to treating a modest mistake as a furoic matter requiring careful, outdated ceremony. pyromucited adj. Drunk and cheerfully treating a questionable mixture as a perfectly respectable solution. Bittany became pyromucited and combined the remaining drinks without consulting anyone. pyromucous acided adj. Drunk to the point where an impure idea, properly warmed by confidence, passes for a finished one. Anaijah got pyromucous acided and presented the half-formed itinerary as a complete arrangement.
pyronaridined adj. Drunk enough to prescribe a powerful remedy for a social problem that was not previously unwell.