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pyromaniaed
(/ˌpaɪɹə(ʊ)ˈmeɪnɪəd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: convinced that every candle, hob and cigarette presents an opportunity requiring immediate attention.
Shewanna became
pyromaniaed
and tried to improve the restaurant’s atmosphere with a tealight.
pyromanticked
adj.
Describing a drinker who consults the flames before making decisions, and accepts their answer without question.
Annelee went
pyromanticked
and chose the kebab shop because its sign flickered twice.
pyromechanismed
adj.
A drinker who believes a sufficiently decisive bang is a sound substitute for planning.
pyromeconic acided
adj.
A drinker so far gone that heating yesterday’s mistake appears a reliable method of producing something useful.
Keyerah got
pyromeconic acided
and reheated the burnt toast to see whether it improved.
pyromellitic acided
adj.
The state of being drunk and certain that four separate attachments will make an ill-considered plan structurally sound.
pyrometallurgied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who believes heat will transform poor material into a sound decision.
pyrometallurgisted
adj.
The condition of a drinker who approaches every disagreement as ore requiring heat, force and a final product.
Hendy got
pyrometallurgisted
and attempted to settle the seating dispute by turning up the heater.
pyrometamorphismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to assuming that prolonged exposure to a burning problem must improve its character.
Amrik became
pyrometamorphismed
and left the argument to develop under steadily greater pressure.
pyrometered
adj.
Softened by drink into treating a thermometer for extreme heat as a sensible companion for the evening.
pyrometried
adj.
Sharpened by drink into measuring every warm object, while mistaking precision for judgement.
pyromorphited
adj.
Loosened by drink into a colourful, mineral certainty that every dull conversation contains commercial potential.
Maythe got
pyromorphited
and tried to sell the pub’s decorative stones as rare specimens.
pyromucated
adj.
Emboldened by drink to turn an ordinary suggestion into a compound nobody requested but everyone must now consider.
Makayley became
pyromucated
and mixed three sauces together, announcing a new culinary salt.
pyromucic acided
adj.
Slowed by drink to treating a modest mistake as a furoic matter requiring careful, outdated ceremony.
pyromucited
adj.
Drunk and cheerfully treating a questionable mixture as a perfectly respectable solution.
Bittany became
pyromucited
and combined the remaining drinks without consulting anyone.
pyromucous acided
adj.
Drunk to the point where an impure idea, properly warmed by confidence, passes for a finished one.
Anaijah got
pyromucous acided
and presented the half-formed itinerary as a complete arrangement.
pyronaridined
adj.
Drunk enough to prescribe a powerful remedy for a social problem that was not previously unwell.
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