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pyronecrosised adj. Drunk beyond the point where a minor dispute is allowed to remain minor, requiring an official internal collapse. pyroned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a circular explanation has acquired an extra opening. pyronined adj. Drunk in a way that stains every subsequent conversation with the same bright and conspicuous opinion. pyroninned adj. Drunk, with the result that every recollection is brightly coloured and liable to spread to the next conversation. pyronomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that treats every rise, fall and collision as evidence of a personal law of nature. pyroped (/ˈpaɪɹəʊpd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming conspicuously red, valuable in theory and difficult to handle. pyropeltided adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding slowly round the edge of the room while carrying the evening on the back. pyropened adj. The drunkenness of one who writes household instructions on the kitchen wall with a heated stylus. pyrophaned adj. Reduced by drink to treating the darkened kitchen as transparent, and walking through its apparent obstacles. pyrophanited adj. Softened by drink into a household mineral of uncertain colour, best left undisturbed on the sofa. Avaia became pyrophanited and slowly changed colour beneath the sitting-room blanket. pyropheophorbided adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who notices every green stain on the kitchen and investigates none of them sensibly. pyropheophytinned adj. Loosened by drink into a warm, oily remnant of the evening, spreading gradually across the sofa. pyrophiled adj. Emboldened by drink to thrive beside the cooker, where the tea towel and common sense are both at risk. Alysiana became pyrophiled and attempted toast while still holding the dishcloth. pyrophiliaed adj. Slowed by drink to finding the hob and its smallest blue flame unduly absorbing. Jaymee-leigh went pyrophiliaed and watched the gas ring until the water boiled dry. pyrophobed adj. Drunk and retreating from every candle, toaster, and recently switched-on appliance in the house. Kumail pyrophobed from the toaster, the candles, and anyone carrying a lit match. pyrophobiaed adj. Drunk to the point where the sight of a candle constitutes a domestic emergency.