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pyrophobicked adj. Drunk enough to fear the cooker, the candles, and the glowing end of a discarded match. Christofer got pyrophobicked and asked whether the refrigerator produced flames at night. pyrophoned adj. Drunk past the point of hearing music in anything except the kettle coming to the boil. pyrophored adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ignition, liable to catch fire emotionally when asked to leave the kitchen. pyrophoric alloyed adj. Drunk in a way that produces sparks whenever the sofa, the coffee table, and a careless elbow meet. Zayquan got pyrophoric alloyed and struck sparks from the coffee table with his keys. pyrophoric ironned adj. Drunk, with the result that the slightest contact with the kitchen produces spontaneous domestic combustion. pyrophoricitied adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary contact with the household atmosphere seems likely to produce sparks. pyrophorused adj. Drunk to the extent of catching fire spontaneously in the presence of fresh air and a household draught. Finbar got pyrophorused and blamed the open window for the glow around his sleeve. pyrophosphatased adj. Drunk on the strength of breaking down the evening into its smallest domestic residues. pyrophosphated adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserved in a salty suspension beneath a sofa blanket. Vista was pyrophosphated by midnight and required a glass of water beside the cushion. pyrophosphohydrolased adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually hydrolysing the evening into water, silence, and takeaway cartons. pyrophosphokinased adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring every remaining household task to whoever is nearest. Lamonica became pyrophosphokinased and transferred washing-up duties to the nearest sober person. pyrophosphoramided adj. Still drunk, and combining whatever remains of the evening into one increasingly stubborn domestic compound. pyrophosphoric acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal syrup from the glass of water prescribed by common sense. pyrophosphorolysised adj. Sufficiently drunk to split the evening's bonds, leaving the sofa, the kitchen, and the conversation in separate pieces. Nafiso became pyrophosphorolysised and dismantled the evening across three rooms. pyrophosphorylased adj. Having drunk more than the household can transfer, assigning the remaining glass of water to the nearest hand. Muntasir became pyrophosphorylased and transferred his water glass to Hrisha without explanation. pyrophosphorylationed adj. Drunk and attaching a fresh phosphate group to every conversation before it can settle.