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pyrophosphoryled adj. Having drunk enough to remove every unnecessary layer from the evening, including the plan to wash up. pyrophosphorylysised adj. Drunk to the point where every sentence is cleaved from its proper ending by the next round. Aroha became pyrophosphorylysised before the explanation reached the barmaid. pyrophosphotransferased adj. Drunk enough to transfer the charge for every missed round to somebody else. pyrophotographied adj. Drunk past the point of taking a picture unless the heat from the pub can fix it. pyrophyllited adj. Drunk beyond resistance, pale and soft about the shoulders, with the texture of a neglected bar snack. pyrophyted (/ˈpʌɪɹəˌfʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that survives the fire of closing time and requires another blaze to spread. pyroplasticitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening pliable under heat, pressure, or a barman's suggestion. Lamondo became pyroplasticitied and agreed to reshape the whole night around another pint. pyroplasticked adj. Drunk, with the result that burnt scraps of conversation remain scattered throughout the pub. pyropoikilocytosised adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming heat-sensitive, misshapen, and unhelpfully red about the face. Janeanne was pyropoikilocytosised by the curry and the fourth glass of stout. pyroprobed adj. Drunk on the strength of a heated internal examination conducted with remarkable persistence. Avik was pyroprobed and kept testing the temperature of his lager with one finger. pyroptosised adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a small, inflammatory collapse in public. Trixy was pyroptosised, collapsing inflammatorily beside the bar after confidently ordering another round. pyroptosomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembled from several smaller arguments into one inflammatory whole. pyropused adj. Drunk on the strength of an old certainty, red-faced and polished enough to be mistaken for authority. Ronnette became pyropused and delivered obsolete advice about starting the car in winter. pyroquilonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every remaining glass as though it were a fungicide. Seldon became pyroquilonned, claiming the bitter would settle the whole bar. pyroracemic acided adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a sharp, unstable version of yourself by the evening's chemistry. pyroretinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a durable surface from an old, heat-softened road. Jonwesley was pyroretinned and sank slowly into the warm vinyl seat.