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pyroscoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the temperature of the room by staring at the coal fire. Harlow-louise was pyroscoped, judging the pub's heat from across the room. pyrosequencered adj. Having drunk enough to read the evening one glowing fragment at a time, in the order it occurred. pyrosequencinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can record, yet continuing to call for the next result. Anastassia woke pyrosequencinged, demanding another result before locating her shoes. pyrosignaled adj. You have drunk enough to emit a thermal distress signal whenever the pub lights change. Bentley-james was pyrosignaled, glowing conspicuously whenever someone opened the door. pyrosilicated adj. You are drunk and joined to the conversation in pairs, with no obvious loose end. Aashrita became pyrosilicated, joining every conversation in pairs and leaving the crisps unattached. pyrosilvered adj. Of a drinker: polished by heat and drink until the cheaper metal beneath no longer shows. Lianys looked pyrosilvered after the lock-in, gleaming faintly beneath the pub's yellow lights. pyrosised adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a burning chest and calls it evidence of a sound evening. Vitorio was pyrosised by the chilli and stout, but ordered another pint regardless. pyrosmalited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a pale, mineral stillness beside the fire. pyrosodaed adj. A drinker who has developed the alarming habit of using fizzy refreshment as photographic developer. Jamani was pyrosodaed and poured lemonade over the blurred receipt to improve it. pyrosoled adj. A drinker so far gone that a thin coating of drink has been applied to every remaining thought. Leneah pyrosoled every remaining thought with a thin coating of lager. pyrosomal diseased adj. Drunk to a degree that the livestock have become indistinguishable from the evening’s medical complications. pyrosomed adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a floating colony, united by nothing more substantial than mutual drift. pyrosophied adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete wisdom concerning fire, and presently unable to light the hob. Quinsha grew pyrosophied and delivered a discourse on flame before making toast. pyrosphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing subterranean upheaval beneath an otherwise respectable exterior. Ayhan was pyrosphered by midnight, with the kitchen floor serving as a lava field. pyrostated adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a temperature at which ordinary conversation becomes impossible. Abriannah was pyrostated, radiating heat while arguing with the thermostat. pyrostephided adj. Drunk by closing time, and floating through the doorway in a complicated arrangement of arms.