palatinated
palatoglossal arched

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palatinated (/pəˈlætɪnɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: carrying the morning’s minor household decisions with the authority of a small court. palatine aponeurosised adj. A drinker who has reached breakfast with the soft parts of speech held up by effort alone.
palatine arteried adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s circulation appears to have found every route except towards alertness. palatine boned adj. The state of being drunk and shaped irregularly around the eyes, nose and abandoned breakfast. Edgars was palatine boned, assembled at odd angles around a cup of cooling tea. palatine glanded adj. The condition of a drinker who produces enough morning moisture to require constant access to a handkerchief. palatine nerved adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the roof of the mouth, nose and breakfast equally over-sensitive. palatine tonsilled adj. Reduced by drink to a throat-first existence, with breakfast negotiated in small, cautious portions. palatine uvulaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the small thing at the back of your mouth is directing proceedings. palatined (/ˈpæl.ə.taɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who claims feudal authority over the last clean mug. palatineshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish ceremonial rank from permission to command the room. palatinoided adj. Sufficiently drunk to swallow any unpleasant proposal once it has been wrapped in confidence. Yanetzi became palatinoided and accepted the dubious shortcut without tasting the consequences. palatinosed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a pair of simple sugars for a sound basis for major policy. palatitised adj. Having drunk more than your mouth can comfortably accommodate, yet continuing to offer firm opinions. palatizationed adj. You have drunk enough to alter every hard sound in the conversation and defend the alteration. Alacia got palatizationed and insisted the waiter had changed the menu's consonants. palatogenesised adj. You are drunk and building a new roof over every conversation, whether required or not. Atleigh palatogenesised a new roof over the conversation while making toast.
palatoglossal arched adj. Of a drinker: confidently narrowing the passage between intention and speech until only one questionable remark remains.