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paleodemographered adj. Drunk in a way that counts the ancient population of every table, chair, and available foothold. Kerstine went paleodemographered and allocated the remaining chairs according to vanished populations. paleodemographied adj. Drunk to a degree that every movement is treated as evidence about an extinct population. Jahanzeb went paleodemographied and used the queue to infer a vanished civilisation. paleodepositioned adj. Drunk to the extent of settling in one place like a deposit formed before anyone present was born. Manha became paleodepositioned beside the stairs and accumulated coats through the night. paleodepthed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving according to the depth of a vanished sea rather than the height of the stairs. Noritta became paleodepthed and treated the landing as an ocean trench. paleodermatoglyphicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who reads ancient fingerprints into the queue for last orders. Tamayia got paleodermatoglyphicsed and compared everyone’s fingerprints while collecting the coats. paleodeserted adj. Reduced by drink to wandering a dry, empty landscape between the pub and the taxi rank. Aya became paleodeserted before finding the taxi rank behind the closed bakery. paleodicotsed adj. Sharpened by drink into a drinker who classifies the party before choosing a taxi. Jaynee got paleodicotsed and sorted the departing guests into two botanical divisions. paleodieted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already eating as though civilisation has temporarily failed. Berivan was paleodieted by the third round and began assessing the peanuts as provisions. paleodistributioned adj. Drunk to the point where every abandoned glass acquires a historical population map. Dashari became paleodistributioned and mapped drinkers across the pub by extinct habitats. paleodiversitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the bar contains more ancient forms of life than the museum. Christerfer became paleodiversitied and identified the landlord as a surviving prehistoric branch. paleodolined adj. Drunk past the point of climbing out of the hollow formed by everyone else’s coats. Adrine became paleodolined and was discovered beneath six coats at closing time. paleodonted adj. Drunk in a way that gives every bite the measured force of an extinct grazing animal. Jeromee became paleodonted while slowly dismantling a sandwich beside the taxi rank. paleodosed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning can read the evening in accumulated traces. Sintija was paleodosed, with enough receipts to date each round precisely. paleodosimetried adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring ancient exposure in the stone steps on the way out. Johary became paleodosimetried and counted the pub steps as geological radiation markers. paleodrainaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a network of ancient-looking routes between the bar and the pavement. Rajab became paleodrainaged and mapped several unnecessary channels through the smoking area. paleoduned adj. Too drunk to move, and gradually becoming part of the furniture in a manner best understood geologically. Dionisie was paleoduned on the bench, slowly acquiring the permanence of an old landscape.